Ghosts in the Scalp? The Bizarre New Ailment Begging for Sympathy

A man has developed a strange new condition. He describes the sensation as invisible ghosts pulling his hair. He finds this even more embarrassing than his past mysterious ailments. Those included 'hot hand' and 'phantom phone' feelings. The problem began with a strange head pain. It was not a normal headache. He explained it to his uninterested wife. "It's like I walked through a low doorway and cracked my skull on the frame," he said. His family, however, offered little sympathy.